Before it was known as the Tech-Wiper, the Ass-Wiper was all the craze on the streets of Japan. A revolutionary product that gave us reusable toilet paper in a compact, cute little package. With its success, the product was rebranded with its current less provocative name and given new duties to perform. Ok but seriously I guess its the Rolls Royce of tissue paper, amirite? ( I created a new category ‘crap’ for you ass-wiper, be proud)

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Upon first glance you might think these jeans were a fashion designers worst LSD induced nightmare ever to come to fruition. Well you just happen to be right. The wallet busting jeans were designed for Levi’s by a guy who walks around my town thinking he is a glass of orange juice, always careful never to tip too far to either side. Exactly how much moola are we talking here? Try 27k, for real?

honeyee (GODZILLALAND)

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She loves sitting on uncomfortable wooden stairs in awkward positions while wearing sexy ass loin cloths. Are you in love? YES!

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Because if you don’t, who will?

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Nothing screams 80’s like these groovy Casio retro watches. Its got a calculator and even a compartment to store your golden lines of blow. Seriously.

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The quad-band Nokia N96 GSM/EDGE phone makes it easy to roam globally and stay in touch with voice and text messaging, and this model is also ready to run on 3G networks here in the US (850/1900 MHz HSDPA), enabling fast downloads and streaming multimedia while on the go. It also includes integrated Wi-Fi connectivity (802.11b/g) for accessing open networks at work, at home, and on the road from a variety of wireless hotspots. You’ll also be able to connect to a wide variety of peripherals–including stereo headphones–with the Bluetooth 2.0+EDR capabilities. Discounted at $639.99.

Nokia N96 16 GB Unlocked Cell Phone with 5 MP Camera, 3G, GPS, Media Player Micro SD Slot–U.S. Version with Warranty (Black)

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This large, round watch features a gray/green resin case that’s topped by a black bidirectional bezel with compass markings. It offers a 1/100-second stopwatch with a 60-minute measuring capacity and elapsed time, split time, and 1st/2nd place time modes. It also includes a daily alarm, optional hourly time signal, and 12/24-hour formats. Other features include a comfortable resin strap, scratch-resistant mineral crystal, and AfterGlow LED electro-luminescent backlight, and water resistance to 100 meters. Only $126.91.

Casio Men’s Pathfinder Triple Sensor Altimeter/Barometer/ Digital Compass Green Watch #PAG40-3V

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Enjoy the thrill of real night vision technology with EyeClops Night Vision stealth goggles! These super stealth goggles allow kids ages eight and older to see in absolute darkness using infrared illumination so they can explore the dark landscape around them. These fun goggles are the perfect companion for slumber party sleep-overs or camp-outs. Only $59.88.

EyeClops Night Vision Infrared Stealth Goggles

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The KingMax 8GB Super Stick is the world’s lightest, thinnest and only water-resistant and heat-resistant USB flash drive is now 50% FASTER with Vista Boost Certified!. The Super Stick is convenient enough for consumers to carry anywhere, and its trendy design makes it a great mobile phone strap accessory, necklace or keychain. It can even be stored in a wallet. The Super Stick is so small that it measures and weights about the size of a paper clip. It works with USB 2.0, allowing for the high-speed transfer of documents and data in your day-to-day work. Revolutionary size and an amazing price make the Super Stick the ultimate buy for a USB flash drive. Plus, its a steal at only $12.95.

KingMax 8GB Super Stick =NEW Microsoft Vista Boost Certified= USB Drive. **Washer and Dryer SAFE!

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The Joby Gorillapod makes taking digital photos more fun than ever. Designed with self-timer photography in mind, the Gorillapod lets you mount your camera just about anywhere you want so that you can include everyone in your automatic shots. All you need to do is use the universal 1/4-20 screw to attach your camera to the standard tripod mount, then wrap the three flexible segmented legs securely to a nearby tree branch, fence, park bench, or anything else that’s convenient. A great stocking stuffer for your digital camera obsessed friends and family.

Joby GP1-01EN Gorillapod Flexible Tripod

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